So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
