OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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