Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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