I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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