yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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