i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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