all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
and you fell through a lawn chair
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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