so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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