you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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