I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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