What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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