I wanna bring you to show and tell
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
