Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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