what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
