so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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