I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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