i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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