Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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