it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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