No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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