you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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