I didn't shave. On purpose
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
