From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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