Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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