It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
