Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
