just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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