yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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