am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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