I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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