over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
the liver wants what the liver wants
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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