her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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