so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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