I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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