I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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