who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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