It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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