Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there was a trapeze. enough said
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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