Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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