i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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