You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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