The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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