Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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