We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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