Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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