Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
