Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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