so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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