Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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