I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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