I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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