k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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