Kiss
Puke
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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