You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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